PERFECT SPOOR

Apparently, cavemen’s raptor breath stood in for weaponry before the axe. Plus, crushed tablets have shown signs that cave boys had been exchanging noxious fetidity with really young, warm-blooded—and sufficiently leg-and-tail-bound—pachyderms. But if, on the off-chance they enjoyed it, they would be lashed to a pet pterodactyl and sent abroad. Because of this, it became known that signs of them were in evidence in very early Toronto spoor.